I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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