Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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