Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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