i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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