You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
vagina is talking i cant
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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