she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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