Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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