Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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