So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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