if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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