it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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