how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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