it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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