i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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