In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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