Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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