we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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