she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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