I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Randomize
