my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
There was a lot of him and a little penis
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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