just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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