So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
We just shotgunned beers for America
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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