My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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