What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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