I wanna bring you to show and tell
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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