at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Enjoy the penises
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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