I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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