D3 body, D1 cock
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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