You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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