My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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