You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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