Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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