You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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