How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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