In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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