...so i touched it.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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