Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
