We're facebook friends in real life
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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