she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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