Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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