yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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