i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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