You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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