great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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