Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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