how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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