can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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