what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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