I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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