He kissed a someone with a penis
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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